So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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