I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I am naked and annoyed.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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