Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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