So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So many bounce houses so little time
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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