his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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