they need to just BURY HIM!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
should my penis look like a turkey
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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