Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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