But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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