Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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