Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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