he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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