so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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