You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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