i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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