it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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