Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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