my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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