there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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