what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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