let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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