Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Randomize
