White coat. Heels.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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