on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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