we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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