i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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