dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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