You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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