is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
