So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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