im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
