Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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