Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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