my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sorry about my life...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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