think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I supernannyed him into submission
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