i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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