Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
