Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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