it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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