sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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