About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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