Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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