Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I can tuck mytits in my pants
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
