Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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