He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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