i just had sex bonerless
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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