I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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