ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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