That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
