i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I look better un-naked...
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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