uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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