we have officially lost it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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