I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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