I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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