Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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